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You can't beat our prices.
Just stop that now.

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If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.

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Red hot deals. We've got offers on
everything from booze to biscuits.

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Loads of 2 for 1s.

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Service with a smile.

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We have fresh produce.
Grown locally.

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Don't forget the Valco tick.
That way.

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Am I getting paid for this?
Valco. I wasn't ready.

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Valco serves you right.

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Valco serves you right!

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Hello.

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Yep, it's me. Back again.

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Hello. Hi.

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Hold it really tightly by the legs,

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cos even though it's just a rabbit,
it can still kick your teeth out.

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I'm only camping for the weekend, I
was just gonna pack some sandwiches.

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And don't forget to use both hands
to pull the gizzards out,

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they'll slosh everywhere, you know.
Cheers, mate.

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Your money back
if you can find it cheaper

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anywhere else online.
For one day only. Thank you.

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Even me feet feel pregnant.
That's it, my shoes are coming off.

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What are you doing?

23
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Oh, my god, that is rank.
Get 'em back on, will you?

24
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I can't, it's because
I'm on me feet all day.

25
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Anyway, what's it to you?
No-one can see 'em. I can see 'em.

26
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They look like
a pair of party balloons.

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Oh, charming! And whose feet
have you got? Jessie J's?

28
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Just because you're pregnant, don't
mean you can do whatever you want.

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I've only taken me shoes off!
Yeah, and what's next? Your bra?

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Don't be daft.
I've already taken that off.

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For goodness sake, Julie.

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I'm sorry, I didn't
realise you were busy.

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I'm not busy,
I'm eating a sausage roll.

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Do you honestly think that being
busy is eating a sausage roll?

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I just thought that...

36
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Here's a list of things of things
I want you to be on top of today.

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Nothing much, basic stuff.

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This whole list by today?

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Don't be daft.

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We've been sent a set
of plastic hubs to try.

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Surely that's a job for...?
For you, Julie.

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This is a job for you.

43
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Who's your friend, Margaret?

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This is no friend of mine,
Kieran love, oh no.

45
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It's going back to shop
at dinner time. It's faulty.

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Can a plant be faulty?

47
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It's not had a single flower
since I bought it four years ago.

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Four years! Morning.

49
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Oh, Andy, do you know about plants?
This one never flowers.

50
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I think it does it on purpose.
You want pig's manure.

51
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I'll ask my mate, Leggy Frank, if you
want. He's got sacks of the stuff.

52
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Oh, that'll cause a right pong.
No, I'll return it.

53
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Can you actually take a plant
back after four years?

54
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Well, they'll have to.
And if they don't...

55
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I'll tell them I work for Watchdog.

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Right, the Valco uniform
might be a bit of a giveaway.

57
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Oh, I never thought about that.

58
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Oh! Here he is!

59
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The comeback kid.

60
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Like a phoenix risen from the ashes.
Hello, hello, hi.

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Good to have you back, Leighton.

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It's good to be back to be honest.
I'd started to wonder

63
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if Valco had all been like
a really brilliant dream I'd had.

64
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But it's not - it's real alright.

65
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It's all real.

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Oh, are you tired, Neville?

67
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Yeah, I didn't get
much sleep last night.

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Neighbour's Afghan is on heat.

69
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Again. Bloody dog.

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That's annoying.
Yes, it is.

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That's why they keep him
in my garden really.

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They both got work so, you know...

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They keep him in your garden?
Yes! Bit cruel.

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Seemed much happier
when he came in the house.

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Didn't stop the howling, mind you.

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Or the rutting.

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Not sure I'll be
able to save that sofa.

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Stuff gets in the fabric,
I can tell you.

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Didn't think you were in today.

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Oh, I'm doing cover,
need the money so...

81
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Ah. Whose dodgy motor was that
dropped you off this morning?

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Stu's...

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Oh right... Is he-is he
your boyfriend now then?

84
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Not my boyfriend. Not like that.

85
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I'm just, you know... seeing 'im.

86
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Oh, good on you, he seemed
like a good bloke. Yeah he is.

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Cool, I'd best get going.

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Yeah, see you.

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Does this smell of Febreze
to you or something else...

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Something saltier?

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Hmm.

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Hi can I have...?

93
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Good morning Vic, the usual?
If you please.

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How's that company car
working out for you then?

95
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Well normally she'd be fit
for a full five circuits of Valco

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but Ian's got his phone
plugged into the top-up point,

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so I'm keeping it brief today.

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I'd be tempted to drive
her home the quick way

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but I don't much fancy
my chances on the A57!

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Indeed. Well you take
care anyway. Yes, my love?

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Mind you I've had worse
journeys home.

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October, 1943.

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Bugger...

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Bugger!

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Hello.

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Oh, Leighton.

107
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I saw you were on the rota today.

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It's good to have you back.

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Yeah, yeah, Julie?

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I just wanted to say,
I know it wasn't your fault...

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Sacking me. I know it wasn't you.
Right, thanks.

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She's really horrible, isn't she?

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It would be highly
unprofessional of me to call

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another member
of the management team

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a nasty, mean-spirited,
controlling old bitch.

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So I'm afraid
I couldn't possibly comment.

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Oh right. Loud and clear.

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I couldn't possibly comment either.

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Anyway best make yourself useful

120
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and pack some bags before
the ice queen catches you.

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Okay, I'm all over it
like a pair of shoes.

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Oh, bugger.

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OH!

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Bloody casters.

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Everything alright, Julie?

126
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Oh, you know,
one of those days. Arrrgh!

127
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I can do it!

128
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It's alright to ask
for help you know, Julie.

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I'd have never got
to where I am today

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without asking for a little help.

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Yes, you're right.

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Admittedly I might
not be divorced either.

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Oh, the wife hated it
when I asked for help.

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Especially when we were making love.
Drove her bananas.

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Still, what can you do?

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Thanks, Neville.

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Hello?

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Helllooooo?

139
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Anyone?

140
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You wanna watch out having
a proper-named boyfriend.

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He's not me boyfriend.

142
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Did you have to tell her?

143
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Have you shagged him yet?

144
00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,810
Can you stop talking now please?

145
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You haven't, have you?
And he's still sniffing about?

146
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Oh, he's in it for the long game,
I know his sort.

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Oh and you'd know, would you?

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Oh yeah, starts out all romantic.

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He's buying you Lambert and Butlers
without asking.

150
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Next thing you know, you're being
investigated for benefit fraud

151
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and he's moved in with your aunty.
Wow.

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Because we've all been there, right?
Just telling it like it is, alright?

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I tried doing this
in my mum's kitchen

154
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but I just didn't get the same buzz.

155
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She doesn't stock enough cornflakes.
In fact she doesn't stock any

156
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because me and my brother
aren't allowed high glycemics.

157
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You know I could just knock one
out just thinking about her, man.

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My mum?

159
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- No.
- No.

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Lorraine! Lorraine?

161
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Look, I've got to
be straight with you.

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There's simply no way I can get
all this done in one shift.

163
00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:05,370
Well, gosh Julie, maybe
I have given you too much to do.

164
00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,890
Oh, perhaps a little bit, yes...

165
00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,890
Maybe, maybe you're just
not cut out for management.

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Management?

167
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Of course I...

168
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Maybe you were better
suited to the tills.

169
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Shall we send you back
there and see?

170
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Come on Lisa, shift yourself.

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Are you being serious? Deadly.

172
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Well, go on, Julie,
what you waiting for?

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Oh, just forget I said
anything. I'm fine, honestly.

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Tills too much for you too,
are they?

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Hmmm? Well?

176
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I just wanted some chips
cos Alan says we've run out.

177
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And I said, "Well we're
only having cold tonight."

178
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And he says, "well you can't
have cold without chips."

179
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But... I mean,
I could come back later.

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You're alright love.

181
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Well go on, say it.
You know the drill.

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Thank you for shopping at Valco.

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00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:16,690
Brilliant.

184
00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,610
I was only joking, kid.

185
00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:22,730
Don't tell me you can't
take a joke either?

186
00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:23,850
All I wanted to say was...

187
00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,530
Fabulous.

188
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,570
Did you see that, Lisa?

189
00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:36,050
She's like a well-trained,
little puppy, aren't you, Julie?

190
00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,250
You are, aren't you?

191
00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:40,930
Aren't you? Yes, you are.

192
00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:44,890
Come on...

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Bark for us, little doggy, bark.

194
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Go on, give us a little woof.

195
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,650
Go on then!

196
00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,130
Woof.

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00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:02,170
Oh. Louder, please, little doggy.

198
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,930
Woof, Woof.

199
00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,090
Louder. Woof!

200
00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,210
Ah ha ha ha!

201
00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:14,930
Aaah, that's made my day.
Come on everyone, back to work.

202
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,970
I don't pay you to stand
around sniffing each others' arses.

203
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,250
No offense, Julie.

204
00:10:25,653 --> 00:10:27,293
You alright? I'm fine.

205
00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:46,389
Eh, snap! I love a pie and a Yop!

206
00:10:46,469 --> 00:10:49,629
It's like having your dinner and your
pudding at the same time.

207
00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:52,429
You're not wrong about that.
You're not wrong about this either.

208
00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:53,789
It's bloody brilliant.

209
00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:55,549
You're powering through it then?

210
00:10:55,629 --> 00:10:59,149
I can speed read. Take one look at a
page and bosh, it's in there.

211
00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:02,869
That's amazing. Comes in useful
when I'm building my model boats.

212
00:11:02,949 --> 00:11:05,509
I take one look at the manual and
I know exactly what to do.

213
00:11:05,589 --> 00:11:09,069
Don't tell me you're into maritime
miniature reconstruction.

214
00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:11,069
Me too. What scale?

215
00:11:11,149 --> 00:11:14,149
1:600 of course. Of course.

216
00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:17,389
I've literally taken up the whole
loft with it. My husband calls it

217
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,469
"the docks". Drives him mental.

218
00:11:19,549 --> 00:11:21,269
Yeah, I'll bet.

219
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:25,389
Well, best be getting back to it.
Anyone fancy a pint after work?

220
00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:28,509
Depends on if I'll be listening to
two blokes banging on about toy boats.

221
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,989
You're on. Eh, I'll bring some
photos of my Orca patrol.

222
00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,469
A thing of beauty. Ha ha!

223
00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:37,109
Aah, top bloke! What a sense of
humour!

224
00:11:38,589 --> 00:11:40,469
What was all that stuff about
"husband"?

225
00:11:40,549 --> 00:11:42,589
Yeah, he's married.

226
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,589
Why didn't he say wife?
Why did he say...

227
00:11:48,629 --> 00:11:49,669
Ian's...

228
00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:52,149
gay?

229
00:11:52,229 --> 00:11:54,149
And he got there.

230
00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:55,509
Ian? Gay?

231
00:11:57,589 --> 00:11:59,149
Ian is gay?

232
00:11:59,229 --> 00:12:01,109
Ian?

233
00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,709
Yeah. Everyone knows.

234
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,629
Yeah, but we've got
so much in common.

235
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,869
I mean not that that matters, but,
you know, it's just... well.

236
00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:12,149
Maybe you've got more in common
with him than you think.

237
00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:15,189
Yeah, maybe it's not just toy boats
that you both take a fancy to.

238
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,709
Give over, you silly sods.

239
00:12:18,829 --> 00:12:21,229
Julie Cook to the manager's
office please,

240
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:24,229
Julie Cook to the manager's office.
Thank you.

241
00:12:40,589 --> 00:12:42,949
Yeah, I know.

242
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,229
Well that's what happens

243
00:12:44,309 --> 00:12:46,629
when you promote from within,
you see.

244
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,349
Yeah, it's a closed gene pool,
isn't it?

245
00:12:49,429 --> 00:12:52,389
Ha - ha ha ha!

246
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:57,389
Would you hold on a moment, Keith...
Yes, Julie, what is it now?

247
00:12:57,469 --> 00:12:59,509
The tannoy, you called.

248
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,429
That was ages ago. I did it myself.

249
00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,389
Is-is that Keith from HR?

250
00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:07,749
It might be, it might not be.

251
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,829
Now if you will excuse me,
I am on a call.

252
00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:12,469
Sorry about that, Keith.

253
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,909
You're confusing him
with someone else.

254
00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:24,029
You're thinking of Bartek, tall,
Polish lad, works nights.

255
00:13:24,109 --> 00:13:26,749
I'm not!
I think you need to fix your gaydar.

256
00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:28,229
Might come in useful, one day.

257
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:31,949
Just because I share interests with
men, doesn't mean I want to share a bed with them.

258
00:13:32,029 --> 00:13:33,589
Oh I've been on a right goose chase.

259
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:36,349
How do you mean? Well, the plant
shop. It's gone.

260
00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:38,669
It's been replaced by a
BetFred. Shocking.

261
00:13:38,749 --> 00:13:41,349
Well, what am I suppose to do
with this now?

262
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,069
Never mind,
it might come out in flower one day.

263
00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:47,629
Yeah it's not the only thing that
might come out is it? Shut your gob.

264
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,629
You're thinking about her again,
aren't you?

265
00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:54,389
There is no "her"!
You're talking shit mate.

266
00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:56,789
Looks like you're in need
of Leighton's love formula.

267
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,949
Mm. Like a bullet in the bollocks.

268
00:13:59,029 --> 00:14:00,309
Yeah, um,

269
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:03,109
so try to imagine you're both
travelling at the speed of light...

270
00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:05,629
where you going?
Got my own technique, ain't I.

271
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:08,149
Tried and tested, mate. Just like
that.

272
00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:17,389
Alright, let's say for the sake
of argument, I am gay.

273
00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:20,029
There'd be benefits.
Less clutter in the bathroom.

274
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,309
One bottle of shower gel'd
do you both.

275
00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,469
No more dinner parties with
neighbours you hate.

276
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:27,909
Course, there's the delicate matter
of getting serviced once in a while.

277
00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:31,229
But from what I hear, once you're
married, all that stops anyway.

278
00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:33,029
Er, not in my experience.

279
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,149
Oh, please no.

280
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:37,349
My Alan is always very
thorough in that department.

281
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,389
He prides himself on it.

282
00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:41,149
Now steady on, Margaret!

283
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:44,269
Once a year, as regular as
clockwork,

284
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:47,109
that Volvo goes in to
Mike at MJ Motors.

285
00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:49,509
And he gets the manual
stamped to prove it.

286
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,789
Oh, thank God for that.

287
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:54,509
Hygiene check in bay 2.

288
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:58,229
Air filter monitor on bakery draught
excluder.

289
00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:01,429
I'll never do it! I'll
never do it!

290
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,949
Excuse me,
do you know where the dog food is?

291
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,869
Why are you asking me?

292
00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:09,509
Do I look like a dog to you? Right.

293
00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:18,589
Takeaways every night. Fridge
permanently stocked with beer.

294
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,709
History Channel on 24/7.

295
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,269
Andy, you're not gay.

296
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:25,029
You've just met someone who likes
the same things as you

297
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:27,229
and you want to hang out with him.
End of.

298
00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:28,869
Well, that's his loss, not mine.

299
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:30,629
Rest in peace, plant.

300
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,269
Are you sure you want to do that?

301
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,909
Well, it's only got itself to blame.

302
00:15:33,989 --> 00:15:35,149
What's Julie doing?

303
00:15:36,629 --> 00:15:38,789
Do you think we should call Gavin?

304
00:15:38,869 --> 00:15:39,829
Oh, heads up!

305
00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:43,309
Anyone seen Julie?

306
00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:48,949
Come on people, Julie.

307
00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,629
You know the one,
'bout yey high, blonde

308
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,949
dormouse in a nylon pencil skirt.

309
00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:56,389
Who's it you looking for? Julie?
Try the freezer aisle.

310
00:15:56,469 --> 00:16:00,029
I saw her helping a customer
to the oven chips. Freezers?

311
00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:01,869
Right you are.

312
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:09,549
You alright, Julie love? Shall
we pop to the canteen for a nice

313
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,989
cuppa tea, cos you look a bit, er...

314
00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:14,269
tired. I woofed.

315
00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:17,069
She made me woof.

316
00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:21,149
She did woof. I heard her.

317
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:24,269
But it weren't of your own accord,
love, and that counts for something.

318
00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:29,429
She's having another one of her
episodes. What kind of idiot woofs?

319
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:31,909
Idiot, idiot, idiot woman.

320
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,709
Come on Julie,
let's get you up, shall we.

321
00:16:34,989 --> 00:16:38,269
Alright, hold on tight, we're going
to go for a nice little ride.

322
00:16:40,349 --> 00:16:41,989
There we are.

323
00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:51,389
Oi. I couldn't,
I couldn't even get a semi. No way!

324
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,949
There must be summat wrong with me.

325
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,749
You're like Wall-E.

326
00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,069
What? You know the robot that
tidies stuff up,

327
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,669
and falls in love with
another robot?

328
00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:00,589
No. I haven't seen it, mate.

329
00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:03,269
Oh, it's amazing. Yeah,
it made me want to be a robot for a

330
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,269
while, but then I realised robots
don't watch

331
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:08,069
films, so if I was a robot, then
I wouldn't be able to watch Wall-E.

332
00:17:08,149 --> 00:17:12,749
Hmm. Er, how slow are you two? It's
like watching a couple of

333
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:14,909
monkeys trying to unpack a suitcase.
Oh, ha ha.

334
00:17:14,989 --> 00:17:17,829
Well, usually we'd be done by now,
but Colin's in...

335
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:21,189
Ah ha ha ha! Oh, he's a fucking
wind-up merchant, this one!

336
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,349
Couple of dog's dicks.

337
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:29,429
Oh. My. God! I've just realised!
I swear, you say one word...

338
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:33,869
Wall-E did watch films, so I
could still be a robot if I wanted!

339
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,189
Yes.

340
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,109
Such a freak.

341
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:41,749
Oh, and erm, don't worry, I won't
tell anybody you're in love with Lisa.

342
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:43,309
You...!

343
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:53,709
Where is she? She's here.

344
00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,189
She won't budge.
Seriously, we've tried everything.

345
00:17:56,269 --> 00:17:58,349
Julie! Julie, look who's here.

346
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:02,149
Hello, Julie! It's Gavin.

347
00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:12,109
I'm going
to need some help here.

348
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:20,789
Thank you Margaret. Okay.

349
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:31,629
It'll be Lorraine that's done
it. Tipped her over the edge.

350
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,949
Good job we rescued her.

351
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,549
Well, you can't just abandon
people, can you.

352
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:40,189
What you doing? Same goes for
plants.

353
00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:45,469
Looking better already. My Alan
won't believe his eyes when he sees

354
00:18:45,549 --> 00:18:47,789
us two walking through the door.

355
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:51,829
Come on then you, cheeky. Home time.

356
00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:53,349
Night night, love. Night.

357
00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:58,989
I've got you something. Ta-daaaa.
To keep your fat legs raised.

358
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:01,109
Aah, thanks.

359
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:02,869
What do you mean, fat legs?

360
00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:05,069
Oh my God,
it was just a slip of the tongue.

361
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,509
Do you want the chair or not?
Er, I do, actually.

362
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,709
Oh!

363
00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:16,909
Yes.

364
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,909
Helloooooo. Only me.

365
00:19:20,989 --> 00:19:24,789
Gavin. What a surprise. I wasn't
expecting you till,

366
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:26,229
next Thursday, isn't it?

367
00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:27,509
Yep, yep that's right.

368
00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:29,309
Much looking forward to it.

369
00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:32,469
No, I'm er, here about Julie.

370
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:35,829
Julie!
Ugh. What's she done now?

371
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,189
I'm afraid I've had to
send her home.

372
00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:41,229
She seemed a little... under
the weather.

373
00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:44,029
Anything happened to her lately that
you think might have...

374
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,229
unsettled her?

375
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,949
Not that I can think of,
but then you know Julie.

376
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:52,229
Well, I think I might
stick around a bit, lend a hand.

377
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:57,269
There's no need. Oh, I think there
is.

378
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:08,229
So was she still woofing
when you found her?

379
00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:09,909
I'll tell you everything in the pub.

380
00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:13,029
Oh, I can't. Why not? Come on,
you've got to.

381
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,669
Watch Andy have his big
date with Ian.

382
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,269
I can't, I'm meeting em...

383
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,669
Your boyfriend.

384
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,029
He's not my boyfriend.
He's my friend.

385
00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:21,829
Yeah, me
and Emma used to be friends.

386
00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:23,989
You'll be walking down the aisle
before you know it.

387
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,029
Bloody hope not, I've got a bit more
living to do first, thanks.

388
00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:31,229
Not... that I mean marriage isn't
living, I just mean,

389
00:20:31,309 --> 00:20:34,349
it's not what I'm after,
although for some people it's great.

390
00:20:34,429 --> 00:20:36,389
Like for you and Emma, for example.

391
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,309
Cheers. See you tomorrow then.
See you.

392
00:20:41,069 --> 00:20:44,229
You ready for that pint then?
Absolutely.

393
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:48,109
Hey, before we go,
you do know I'm not gay, don't you?

394
00:20:48,189 --> 00:20:50,829
Yeah. I'm happily married.

395
00:20:50,909 --> 00:20:54,989
No, I was just thinking,
if I was gay, which I'm not,

396
00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:56,989
you'd be just
the sort of bloke I'd go for.

397
00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:58,869
Thanks, pal. I appreciate it.

398
00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:01,949
We'd make a right couple, wouldn't
we? Well...

399
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,709
What? What does "well..." mean?

400
00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:07,189
You're not really my type.
Yes, I am.

401
00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:08,269
No you're not.

402
00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:11,829
Look, just to be clear, you do know
this isn't a date, don't you?

403
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:14,269
Of course. Obviously.

404
00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:16,189
But if it was, it would be a
really good one.

405
00:21:16,269 --> 00:21:18,949
The best date you've ever been on.
I'm just saying...

406
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,909
I'm telling you, after
tonight, this'll definitely be in

407
00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:28,909
your top ten, top five even.

408
00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:30,549
It's not a date.

409
00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:32,909
Yeah, I know. But I'm saying if it
was...

410
00:21:32,989 --> 00:21:34,749
Top five. You mark my words.

411
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:39,349
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